Upon checking my year old account on a dating web site, I found this message, coincidentally sent to me just hours ago:
"so tell me why someone as beutiulf as u being ingle for?"
Gee, I have no idea, kind sir. Perhaps, I have just been waiting all this time to meet a man of incredible eloquence and good spelling. Or perhaps, I have been working really hard on avoiding morons such as yourself.
And then I wonder why I gave up on dating web sites after just a few weeks.