Sunday, January 24, 2010

On Eligible Bachelors


Just this morning I decided to check my old online profile that I created on a dating site for about a month or two when I was trying to move on from Mr J. I remember being so unimpressed with the quality of the dating pool candidate that I quit the web site after a slew of creepy messages found their way into my inbox.

Like for example this gem from just two days ago. The subject of the message is "Feelings", so even before opening it, I certainly felt that the message would be a great source of entertainment.

"I have done a lot of thinking and learning about feelings and emotions. I've noticed that many people who don't show feelings through emotion (there are many other ways to show feelings) tend to feel much more deeper than those who express feelings emotionally. I could talk a bunch about this but figure I won't bore you with pages on it. Lol"

I can almost picture this winner sitting down on his couch one day, with a notepad and a pen at hand, saying to himself, "Okay, I am ready to learn everything there is to know about feelings..." And, boy am I glad that there are other ways to show feelings other than through emotion. Now I am truly educated on the ways of the world.

Is this what passes for flirting these days?

There may be "plenty of fish" in the sea, but with the caliber of these fish... well, I am just going to let them swim out there while I am enjoying my own private pool.

8 comments:

P said...

Oh man, what a loser!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, plus bad grammar is such a turn-off too.

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Donna said...

Thank the good Lord I am still married. I couldn't even attempt to get out there into the meat market. Of course, I would't be very successful anyhow, at age 65.

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Classy in Philadelphia said...

Hahhahaa, SO TOTALLY TRUE. These creepy messages are EXTREMELY frustrating. I can completely relate..sometimes I just laugh at them.

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